The Shortest Papers Ever Published

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This blog post is about short papers. It seems out of place writing a long introduction.

If you ever wondered about the shortest papers ever published, or you just want to take the unique opportunity to read several papers in full within one minute, this post is for you.

Math can be short

Math can be hard and tedious resulting in very long papers. The 1995 proof of Fermat’s last Theorem was 108 pages long.

But math can also be short.

Lander and Parkin’s paper about a conjecture by Euler (related to Fermat’s last Theorem), is probably the dream of everyone ever written a paper: It answers an interesting and important question, it’s correct beyond any doubt,  it’s easy to understand and only two sentences long. 

A short mathematical proof by a counterexample

Lander, L. J., & Parkin, T. R. (1966) Bulletin of the American Mathematical Society, 72(6), 1079. PDF

 

Is there a way to beat that? John Conway and Alexander Soifer submitted a paper in 2005 with the goal to  write the shortest math paper ever.

It is only two words long and contains two distinct proofs of their problem in two figures.

The editors were a bit surprised: “The Monthly publishes exposition of mathematics at many levels, and it contains articles both long and short. Your article, however, is a bit too short to be a good Monthly article. . . A line or two of explanation would really help.”

The authors did not give up and could convince the editors:  “I respectfully disagree […] What else is there to explain?” Read the full story.

A short figure only proof

Conway, J., Soifer, A. (2005). The American Mathematical Monthly: The Official Journal of the Mathematical Association of America.

 

Empty pages

Can you  write a meaningful paper shorter than 2 words? Probably not. Still, I want to mention the following case report of severe writer’s block, which contribute important zero words to the literature:

The shortest paper ever?

Upper, D. (1974) Journal of Applied Behavior Analysis, 7(3), 497–497. PDF

 

Also the following zero-word paper (excluding the abstract) makes an important point. Originally submitted to Nature Chemistry it did not make the cut for publication. But the editors liked it so much that they covered it in their blog and their production team produced a print PDF for it. It finally appeared in 2016  in the journal Chemie in unserer Zeit” (50(2), 144–145)  published by Wiley. It’s a German journal but don’t worry. The empty pages should be easy to read even in German…

Short paper without any content.

Sort of published in Nature chemistry, Volume 6 2014 PDF

Short abstracts

Abstracts should be short by definition. But some are shorter than others. These are the shortest we could find:

Paper with two-word abstract

Berry, M. V., Brunner, N., Popescu, S., & Shukla, P. (2011) Journal of Physics A: Mathematical and Theoretical, 44, 492001. PDF

 

Paper with three word abstract.

Doyle J. C. (1978) IEEE Transactions on Automatic Control, Vol. AC-23, No.4 PDF

 

Paper with one-word abstract

Gardner, J. K. & Knopoff L. (1974) Bulletin of the Seismological Society of America, 64(5) 1363-1367 PDF

 

Enough already

Probably the shortest letter to the editor ever.

Tattersall, Ian. Evolutionary Anthropology: Issues, News, and Reviews 22.6 (2013): 293-293. PDF